I don't need bigger government To lie about the money spent I don't need twenty candidates Complaining where the budget went I'd rather use their campaign funds Invest in schools and business loans Creating jobs for everyone And quit debating on and on Cuz I'm a Moderate I believe in one truth That's not to the Left or Right But in between the two And though I'm no Republican I'd vote for Bush and Lieberman If they would send Saddam Hussein Hiking on a desert plane With eco-friendly terrorists Where they could safely co-exist On hydroponic gardening But heck, I don't know innything I'm just a Moderate I believe in people Who don't think in black or white But red, white, and blue I wouldn't build democracy On rule by the majority Breaking nations in two When greedy party policy Is turning state security Into a zoo-oo-oo We lose the right to choose I wish that Colmes and Hannity Would stick to points where they agree That both are right, nobody's wrong And every side can get along How can we save the Middle East If we ourselves are not at peace Defending freedom overseas Depends on national unity Cuz I'm a Moderate I believe in marriage Between the Left and Right Can we call a truce I'm a Moderate I believe O'Reilly I believe in church and state And I watch Fox News . . . |